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Cock Trip!!!
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2003 10:45 pm
by Brock
Okay guys, I'm talking some serious testosterone here. Who's with me?
First, we BASE jump into the Grand Canyon. Then we spend 5 days fighting rapids and boredom, until they kick us off the rafts. After that point, it's a free for-all, a la MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD WORLD to the top of the canyon .... then, a pool hall, where the winner of the inaugural WGSC wins at the game of choice of the challenger.
Yeah, that's it!
Brock
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2003 11:01 pm
by Gale aka artistefem
Wait - WAIT......can't the girls go on this trip?
It sounds like a hoot!!!!!!!!!!
Where do I get a testosterone patch?
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2003 11:10 pm
by Brock
Why Gale, you're welcome here.
Forget the testaterone patch, bring some beer!
Brock
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 10:13 am
by Sara
Heh, Brock, you actually woke me up from my stupor. Count me in, I can belch with the best of 'em
Sara
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 11:29 am
by Pat Zmuda
Brock:
Please notice that at the moment, only the women are responding to your challenge!
Pat
Cock trip
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 12:18 pm
by Glenda Kronke
Pat,
Of course the women are responding. What woman could resist the thought of all those cocks jumping into the canyon. Should be quite a show!
(I'm imagining free falling cocks everywhere. But then I wonder what they will look like after 5 days in the water)
Maybe the Hen Party can meet up with the Cock Trippers and everyone can enjoy a few rounds of _________ . (ok, here's where I need help -fill in the blank- I looking for the name of a beer or pool hall game that has a 'poultry' reference)
Sorry, just having too much fun this morning reading the board.....hope I don't offend.
"Poultry is just another way of saying chicken."
(from Goin' South directed by Jack Nickelson)
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 12:37 pm
by Cheryl
I believe what you want is "Five Cock Stud." Is that too over the top???? (nah) There's also the standard Eight Ball....
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 12:46 pm
by Tony Smith
Isn't it obvious? You get to play "Chicken"
Tony
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 12:58 pm
by Barbara Muth
Thanks y'all. I really needed that laugh this morning!
Barbara
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 5:31 pm
by Kitty
i'll be waiting at the bar with my cue.
rack 'em, boys.
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 5:50 pm
by Rocky Gentry
Cocktripping isn't a team sport, it is an individual endeavor. Head to head.
I would be happy to out -jump, out -raft and out -scramble you, Brock. But why not just cut to the chase? I'll out- drink you and win your prized pool cue.
~Rocky
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 5:59 pm
by Brock
. . . But why not just cut to the chase? I'll out- drink you and win your prized pool cue. ~Rocky
Hmmm . . . next time we're in the same city, you're on Rocky.
Re: Cock Trip!!!
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 6:12 pm
by PaulS
Brock wrote:Okay guys, I'm talking some serious testosterone here. Who's with me?
First, we BASE jump into the Grand Canyon. Then we spend 5 days fighting rapids and boredom, until they kick us off the rafts. After that point, it's a free for-all, a la MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD WORLD to the top of the canyon .... then, a pool hall, where the winner of the inaugural WGSC wins at the game of choice of the challenger.
Yeah, that's it!
Brock
I'm up for it Brock.
-
The Shadow
Tigers castrated
Bars quaffed dry
Governments run
Test rockets flown
Orgies organised
World traveller
Oppressor of champions
Soldier of fortune
Bon vivant
All round good guy
International lover
Casual hero
Philosopher
Wars fought
Bears wrestled
Equations solved
Virgins enlightened
Revolutions quelled
A legend in his own time
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 6:21 pm
by Brock
I'm up for it Brock.
-The Shadow
Tigers castrated
Bars quaffed dry
Governments run
Test rockets flown
Orgies organised
World traveller
Oppressor of champions
Soldier of fortune
Bon vivant
All round good guy
International lover
Casual hero
Philosopher
Wars fought
Bears wrestled
Equations solved
Virgins enlightened
Revolutions quelled
A legend in his own time
Hmmm . . . nothing in there about dining with Kings, Paul.
So . . . you're in! Brock
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 6:34 pm
by Rocky Gentry
Hmmm . . . next time we're in the same city, you're on Rocky.
I have my father's 1950's custom made Rambo and my own 1970's
custom made Steepleton, but I guess I could use another cue....
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 7:00 pm
by Brock
Rocky Gentry wrote:Hmmm . . . next time we're in the same city, you're on Rocky.
I have my father's 1950's custom made Rambo and my own 1970's
custom made Steepleton, but I guess I could use another cue....
Ooh, scary! It's not the equipment Rocky.
I just use any old club from the bar.
Minnesota Fats
Re: Cock trip
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 9:07 pm
by Gale aka artistefem
Maybe the Hen Party can meet up with the Cock Trippers and everyone can enjoy a few rounds of _________
Stuff the fowl
or
Foul - you're too stuffed?
This, of course, refers to one of Minnesota Fats most favorite pool games!
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2003 6:24 am
by Diane
How about an adult version of " Duck , duck , GOOOOOSE"
Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2003 10:06 pm
by ellen abbott
Only five days in the Grand? And how on earth could you get bored! Obviously never rafted down the Grand! Must not have enough testosterone! Or maybe that's estrogen since the ladies are the takers.
E
Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2003 11:26 pm
by Brock
ellen abbott wrote:Only five days in the Grand? And how on earth could you get bored! Obviously never rafted down the Grand! Must not have enough testosterone! Or maybe that's estrogen since the ladies are the takers.
E
Whoa, look what came back. Actually Ellen, I wished I had spent more time there. If you do the whole trip, or the bottom half, you don't have to walk out. And that's something to avoid, if at all possible. Brock