Cock Trip!!!

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Cock Trip!!!

Post by Brock »

Okay guys, I'm talking some serious testosterone here. Who's with me?
First, we BASE jump into the Grand Canyon. Then we spend 5 days fighting rapids and boredom, until they kick us off the rafts. After that point, it's a free for-all, a la MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD WORLD to the top of the canyon .... then, a pool hall, where the winner of the inaugural WGSC wins at the game of choice of the challenger.

Yeah, that's it!

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Post by Gale aka artistefem »

Wait - WAIT......can't the girls go on this trip?

It sounds like a hoot!!!!!!!!!!

Where do I get a testosterone patch?
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Post by Brock »

Why Gale, you're welcome here.
Forget the testaterone patch, bring some beer!
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Post by Sara »

Heh, Brock, you actually woke me up from my stupor. Count me in, I can belch with the best of 'em :twisted:

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Post by Pat Zmuda »

Brock:

Please notice that at the moment, only the women are responding to your challenge!

Pat
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Post by Glenda Kronke »

Pat,

Of course the women are responding. What woman could resist the thought of all those cocks jumping into the canyon. Should be quite a show! :twisted:

(I'm imagining free falling cocks everywhere. But then I wonder what they will look like after 5 days in the water) :shock:

Maybe the Hen Party can meet up with the Cock Trippers and everyone can enjoy a few rounds of _________ . (ok, here's where I need help -fill in the blank- I looking for the name of a beer or pool hall game that has a 'poultry' reference)



Sorry, just having too much fun this morning reading the board.....hope I don't offend.


"Poultry is just another way of saying chicken."
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Post by Cheryl »

I believe what you want is "Five Cock Stud." Is that too over the top???? (nah) There's also the standard Eight Ball....
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Isn't it obvious? You get to play "Chicken"

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Post by Barbara Muth »

Thanks y'all. I really needed that laugh this morning!
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Post by Kitty »

i'll be waiting at the bar with my cue.
rack 'em, boys.
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Post by Rocky Gentry »

Cocktripping isn't a team sport, it is an individual endeavor. Head to head.
I would be happy to out -jump, out -raft and out -scramble you, Brock. But why not just cut to the chase? I'll out- drink you and win your prized pool cue. :twisted:

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Post by Brock »

. . . But why not just cut to the chase? I'll out- drink you and win your prized pool cue. ~Rocky

Hmmm . . . next time we're in the same city, you're on Rocky.
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Re: Cock Trip!!!

Post by PaulS »

Brock wrote:Okay guys, I'm talking some serious testosterone here. Who's with me?
First, we BASE jump into the Grand Canyon. Then we spend 5 days fighting rapids and boredom, until they kick us off the rafts. After that point, it's a free for-all, a la MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD WORLD to the top of the canyon .... then, a pool hall, where the winner of the inaugural WGSC wins at the game of choice of the challenger.

Yeah, that's it!

Brock
I'm up for it Brock.

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I'm up for it Brock.

-The Shadow

Tigers castrated
Bars quaffed dry
Governments run
Test rockets flown
Orgies organised
World traveller
Oppressor of champions
Soldier of fortune
Bon vivant
All round good guy
International lover
Casual hero
Philosopher
Wars fought
Bears wrestled
Equations solved
Virgins enlightened
Revolutions quelled
A legend in his own time

Hmmm . . . nothing in there about dining with Kings, Paul.
So . . . you're in! Brock
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Post by Rocky Gentry »

Hmmm . . . next time we're in the same city, you're on Rocky.

I have my father's 1950's custom made Rambo and my own 1970's
custom made Steepleton, but I guess I could use another cue....
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Post by Brock »

Rocky Gentry wrote:Hmmm . . . next time we're in the same city, you're on Rocky.

I have my father's 1950's custom made Rambo and my own 1970's
custom made Steepleton, but I guess I could use another cue....
Ooh, scary! It's not the equipment Rocky.
I just use any old club from the bar.
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Re: Cock trip

Post by Gale aka artistefem »

Maybe the Hen Party can meet up with the Cock Trippers and everyone can enjoy a few rounds of _________

Stuff the fowl
or
Foul - you're too stuffed?


This, of course, refers to one of Minnesota Fats most favorite pool games!
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Post by Diane »

How about an adult version of " Duck , duck , GOOOOOSE"
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Post by ellen abbott »

Only five days in the Grand? And how on earth could you get bored! Obviously never rafted down the Grand! Must not have enough testosterone! Or maybe that's estrogen since the ladies are the takers.

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Post by Brock »

ellen abbott wrote:Only five days in the Grand? And how on earth could you get bored! Obviously never rafted down the Grand! Must not have enough testosterone! Or maybe that's estrogen since the ladies are the takers.

E
Whoa, look what came back. Actually Ellen, I wished I had spent more time there. If you do the whole trip, or the bottom half, you don't have to walk out. And that's something to avoid, if at all possible. Brock
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